Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley Waste No Time Demolishing Ben Simmons: ‘Just ‘Cause We Pay Certain Guys a Lot of Money, That Doesn’t Mean You’re a Great Player’ Tim van Straten
Joel Embiid Obliterates Ben Simmons for His Embarrassing Attempt to Start a War With the 76ers He Can’t Win: ‘I Don’t Care About That Man… I’m Not Here to Babysit’ Jack Dougherty
The Philadelphia 76ers Couldn’t Care Less About the Drama Surrounding Ben Simmons’ Return: ‘This Is Not Seventh or Eighth Grade’ Martin Fenn
Allen Iverson Barely Played With Chris Webber but He Still Did Enough to Earn C-Webb’s Ultimate Respect: ‘AI Is the Best Athlete I’ve Ever Seen in My Life’ Martin Fenn
Ben Simmons Raised Troubling Red Flags After Using a Shady Massage Excuse to Nearly Miss Game 7 Against the Hawks Bob Garcia IV
Ben Simmons’ Unannounced Arrival in Philadelphia Shocked the 76ers as Much as It Shocked Their Diehard Fans: ‘Hey, Ben’s Outside the Building’ Jack Dougherty
Joel Embiid Boldly Claims Ben Simmons’ Return Won’t Be ‘Awkward’ Despite Simmons Foolishly Questioning His Fit With the Star 76ers Center Martin Fenn
Ben Simmons is Reportedly so Fed up With Philadelphia 76ers That He’d Welcome a Trade to the NBA’s Most Dysfunctional Organization Phil Watson
Charles Barkley and Julius Erving Had Entirely Different Responses When Sixers Owner Harold Katz Blasted the Team After a Win Mike Thomas
Allen Iverson Feels the 1996 NBA Draft Class Is the Best Ever But Hilariously Missed the Iconic Class Photo Martin Fenn
Allen Iverson Can’t Fathom How His Beloved 76ers Haven’t Offered Him a Coaching Job in Retirement: ‘I Don’t Know How I’m Not a Part of That Staff ‘ Jack Dougherty
Can We Talk About Ben Simmons Actually Playing Basketball? Because the Indiana Pacers Would Be an Ideal On-Court Fit Andrew Hanlon
Ben Simmons’ Latest $3.1 Million Power Move Is Likely Another Firm Signal That He’s Absolutely Done With the 76ers David Wysong
76ers Uncover a $2.4 Million Glimmer of Hope in a Disturbingly Dark Offseason Marred by Ben Simmons Jack Dougherty
Philadelphia 76ers’ Coach Doc Rivers Once Showed His Love for Philly Fans With a Postgame Political Joke: ‘I Think We’re Counting Like the Republicans’ Andrew Hanlon
The Ben Simmons Saga Continues With a New Sleeper Team That ‘Makes a Lot of Sense’ as a Trade Destination Andrew Hanlon
A Journeyman Center Haggling Over $1.2 Million Prevented Allen Iverson From Joining the Detroit Pistons Before AI’s MVP Season Martin Fenn
Ben Simmons Receives Massive Praise From a Former NBA All-Star Who Thinks He Can Become an ‘MVP Candidate’: ‘He Will Be a Champion’ David Wysong
Chauncey Billups’ Pre-Draft Criticism of Ben Simmons Should Effectively Rule out the Portland Trail Blazers as a Destination for the Disgruntled Star: ‘I Don’t Even Know if I Would Take Him With the Number One Pick’ Tim van Straten
If Ben Simmons Gets His Wish He Would Accomplish a Feat Never Before Seen in NBA History Andrew Hanlon
Allen Iverson Did a Double-Take the First Time He Saw a Little Kid Wearing His Reebok Sneakers: ‘It Bugged Me Out’ Martin Fenn
John Wall Emphatically Proves He’s Nothing Like Ben Simmons at Houston Rockets Training Camp Martin Fenn
Ben Simmons’ Dramatic Trade Saga May Finally Be Leading Him to His Ultimate Destination Andrew Hanlon
Joel Embiid’s Not-so-Subtle Jab at Ben Simmons Is Only Pushing the Disgruntled PG Further Out the Door: ‘We Just All Gotta Grow Up’ Jack Dougherty
Ben Simmons Can Likely Cross One Trade Destination off His List Now That 2 Young Stars Have Been Deemed Nearly Untouchable Andrew Hanlon
Shaquille O’Neal Said Ben Simmons Is ‘Not That Good’ Even Though He Previously Compared Simmons to Jason Kidd and Magic Johnson Martin Fenn
Ben Simmons Seems Totally Clueless That He’s Repeatedly Tanking His Own Trade Value, This Time With Another Hilariously Awful, Immature Decision Andrew Hanlon
Philadelphia 76ers’ Reported Interest in Carmelo Anthony Proves That Daryl Morey is Growing More Delusional Martin Fenn
Former NBA All-Star Says Ben Simmons’ Jumper Is Just Fine: ‘I Honestly Don’t Think Nothing’s Wrong With It’ Phil Watson
Shaquille O’Neal Thought He Died and Went to Heaven the First Time He Laid Eyes on Julius Erving: ‘God? God Is a Black Man?’ Jack Dougherty
Philadelphia 76ers Rumored to Be Nearing a Ben Simmons Trade With a Shocking Sleeper Team in Play Phil Watson
Joel Embiid Shows Commendable Leadership by Professing Faith in Ben Simmons, but His Efforts are Futile Martin Fenn
Allen Iverson Gave a Celtics Ball Boy $2,000 to Buy Beer for the 76ers and Learned the Hard Way Never to Trust the Enemy: ‘That’s What My Money Bought You?’ Jack Dougherty
Stephen A. Smith Bluntly Blasts Ben Simmons for His Latest Reported Decision, Passionately Questions His Heart: ‘You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me’ David Wysong
Kobe Bryant Went 1-on-1 With Pros and Proved He Was NBA-Ready as a High School Junior: ‘There Was No Question in My Mind, He Was the Best Player’ Tim van Straten
Julius Erving Goaded a Fellow Hall of Famer Into Staying Late at Practice Before Busting Him up in a 1-on-1 Matchup for the Ages Phil Watson
Julius Erving Praised an Unheralded Star as a Central Piece of the ABA-NBA Merger: ‘Mel Was the Hero’ Martin Fenn
Ben Simmons Reportedly Expected to Carry Out His Spiteful Plan and Make the 76ers’ Worst Nightmare Come True Jack Dougherty
Allen Iverson’s Famous ‘Practice’ Rant Was Actually About Something Much Bigger Than Basketball: ‘My Best Friend Is Dead’ Andrew Hanlon
Allen Iverson Shocked NBA Fans With an Absurdly Bold Claim About His Forgotten Football Career Jack Dougherty
Allen Iverson Broke Tons of Ankles as an NBA Superstar but 1 Opponent Made Him Cry After a Game: ‘He Gave Me 39, 9, and 9’ Phil Watson
Allen Iverson Once Controversially Got Revenge on Ray Allen for an Upsetting Loss That Went Back to Their College Days Martin Fenn
76ers Reportedly Plan on Calling Ben Simmons’ Childish Bluff to Create a Nightmare Scenario for Both Sides Jack Dougherty
The Ben Simmons Saga Continues as a ‘Small-Market’ Mystery Team Is Now After the Young Star Andrew Hanlon
The Philadelphia 76ers Must Alleviate a $2 Million Festering Headache Before Mending the Childish Ben Simmons Drama Jack Dougherty
Charles Barkley Fires a Shot at Klutch Sports Super-Agent Rich Paul: ‘You Know How That Group Works’ Phil Watson
