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Donald Trump March Madness 2025 Bracket Picks & Predictions: President’s Wild Upset Picks

Donald Trump has finally unveiled his March Madness bracket, and as expected, it’s anything but conventional. While other analysts pore over advanced metrics, Trump is out here making picks based on personal experiences, brand jingles, and, well… the name “R-Kansas.”
President Trump’s 2025 March Madness Bracket
Here’s a quick rundown of Trump’s March Madness picks before we break them down:
- New Mexico over Marquette
- UConn over Oklahoma
- BYU over VCU
- High Point over Purdue
- Liberty over Oregon
- Arkansas over Kansas
- Alabama over Robert Morris
- Drake over Missouri
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Breaking Down Trump’s Wild Bracket
Let’s start with the first shocking pick—New Mexico over Marquette. But there’s a condition: “New Mexico will win, but only if we rename it New America.”
Then there’s UConn. Trump’s reasoning? “That’s what people shout at me on the street.”
His BYU vs. VCU pick is a toss-up: “I’ll go Bu-you. But I was close to going Vaku.” VCU fans might not take kindly to their name getting a Trump rebrand.
The Purdue vs. High Point pick is based on personal nostalgia: “My high point was when Elon let me drive his Tesla. They win.” Elon Musk’s influence truly knows no bounds.
Then we get a Liberty vs. Oregon selection driven by a commercial jingle: “Liberty, liberty, liberty!” The deciding factor? “Does the emu play on the team? If so, they win.” The NCAA has yet to weigh in on the eligibility of flightless birds.
Kansas vs. Arkansas? Too similar. “Similar names. This is a toughie. I’ll go with R-Kansas.”
Alabama vs. Robert Morris? Trump calls foul play: “The whole team versus one guy? That’s not fair. Alabama wins.” The real Robert Morris, who died in 1806, could not be reached for comment.
And finally, Drake vs. Missouri ends with a win for the rapper. But in round two? “Drake wins but loses in round 2 against Kendrick Lamar University.”
Where Did These Picks Come From?
Before you start frantically searching for Trump’s actual bracket, we should clarify—this entire list comes from Jimmy Fallon’s monologue on The Tonight Show. Fallon took Trump’s speech patterns and made a March Madness parody, and honestly? It’s not far from reality.
But who knows? If Trump actually filled out a bracket, would it be any less chaotic?